The FBI Goes Full Woke

By | January 26, 2024

By guest blogger Delf A. “Jelly” Bryce [See Biography]

[January 26, 2024]  Greetings!  Yeah, I’m back.  General Satterfield hounded me to give an appraisal on the decline of America’s FBI and here it is.  You’re not going to like what I have to say, and the FBI bureaucrats won’t either.

Okay, here we go with my main points today.  This is an opinion piece.  I say that so my FBI nemeses will be mad and motivated when they come after me.  Ha.  That’s the idea.  The FBI is actually going after practicing Catholics, moms at school board meetings, military veterans, white men who own guns, and anyone professing to be an American Patriot because YOU are just “too dangerous for democracy.”  Well, according to Joe Biden and his ilk.

FBI recruitment has been restricted to favor DEI standards.  “What standards are those?” any smart person would ask.  FBI Director Chris Wray has consciously and with considerable forethought, lowered the recruitment standards in all areas.  This includes physical fitness, illicit drug use, financial irregularities, mental health, full-time work experience, and one that really hits me hard, no requirement to possess an ounce of integrity.  This may describe a typical progressive-liberal single white girl at Harvard, but it doesn’t bode well for American when we are hiring dumbasses.  They no longer recruit for the best and the brightest to be agents.  Hey, if you don’t speak English, you’re hired.  You are “trans” then great, you’re hired.  Have a couple of felonies and had prison time, no problem, come on in because the new FBI has a place for you.  And if you’re fat, lazy, stupid, weak, and love communist China, no problem because we will fast-track your application.  I’m hearing from some of my buddies who chose to stay behind (Why would they do that?) that new recruits don’t want to work weekends, past 5 pm, are late to work, and have a hard time forming coherent sentences.

The FBI itself is degrading national security.  That’s right folks, the FBI director, a liberal appointee who hates America, wants to destroy the FBI because that is the fastest route to degrade our national security.  Are they looking for Jihadists that might be blowing up buildings and killing Americans?  Nope, that would be Islamophobic.  Are the looking for infiltrators coming over our open southern border.  Nope, that would be racist.  You get the picture.  I know Gen. Satterfield has written about the failures of the FBI also but he doesn’t write about half the crazy stuff going on.  A recent House Judiciary Committee report states that these actions by Chris Wray will “pose a threat to the FBI’s ability to protect America from harm.”  And, if the current trajectory of “FBI Special Agent recruitment and selection continues – using DEI as the primary and sole measure – our homeland security efforts will be significantly hampered.”  There’s nothing like hiring “breadcrumbs,” to use a pejorative term.  They are the breadcrumbs, meaning the leftovers who were rejected by other local, state, and federal agencies.  The trust level of the American people for our FBI is falling off a cliff.

The solution to stop this purposeful degradation of the FBI is an American President who believes in law and order, and who is willing to put a stop to this DEI crap.  Fire Chris Wray, immediately.  That is a logical first step.  Also, fire anyone in the FBI who is on his team or supports what he has done.  Call it a political purge.  Yep, that is exactly what it means.  Those who are Democrat Party operatives have no place in what was once the most trusted institution in America.  Director Wray has done enormous damage to the FBI and America. It’s time to put a stop to it.   By the way, acting through my political contacts, permission to be the one to walk into Wray’s office and tell him he is fired.  Now that should give real Americans a time to be happy.


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Author: Delf A. "Jelly" Bryce

Biography: Delf A. “Jelly” Bryce is a recently-retired senior agent of the United States’ FBI. The name used here, however, is not his real name because what he tells us might be confidential in nature (although not classified). But since he is revealing information that can be embarrassing to the FBI, he does not want to be personally identified and to harm his friends still working there. What I am allowed to say is that Agent Bryce was born in Oklahoma and is an expert shot with his service pistol.

19 thoughts on “The FBI Goes Full Woke

  1. Eddie Gilliam

    Chris Wray director of FBI was hired by Donald Trump. He was fired to replace Comer who refused to be a fall victim of bad leadership in the white house. Trump bad selection of Chris Wray coupled with President Biden keeping him on was not good. As leader you must carefully do your homework to make sure you hire the right people. AS leader you should not be afraid to fire prior leader staff members if they don’t measure up

    1. KenFBrown

      Good to see you back, Jung Hoon Kim. I hope your family is well and you are still holding out against socialist trends in South Korea, too.

  2. American Girl

    Like others have said, but it bears repeating, STAND STRONG against the wussification of our military and government. Weak men invite the destruction of society. Strong men create opportunities for all to succeed. We have weak men in leadership positions. TRUMP 2024.

    1. Silly Man

      Great comment American Girl. We can’t let the evil escape. Destroy it at it’s base by voting them out and standing up and saying you will not submit to their tyranny. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

      1. Nick Lighthouse

        We here are patriots of America. Long live America, a beacon of freedom.

  3. mainer

    Jelly Bryce, I love you!!!!!! Stay strong as you stand against the destruction of our trusted (not lately trusted) institutions, esp. the FBI.

    1. Eye Cat

      Hi old warrior, you just made my day with your comment. I’m sitting here, taking it easy before I go to work, then read Gen. S’s article and the comments section (which often has biting humor) and stumbled across your “biting” humor that made me smile and nearly snort my morning coffee. Good to see that we have real American Patriots on this site and a site written and maintained by another Patriot Gen. Doug Satterfield. Thanks all for my new community of like-minded patriots.

      1. Patriot Wife

        Indeed, Eye Cat, we are here and far more numerous than the socialist, communist, neo-Marxist mob that roams the streets of our largest cities. That is why I moved out of Chicago years ago, and just this past year moved out of my home state of Illinois because of their attack on gun owners. I’m now a proud owner of all the guns and ammo I want. Now I live in TEXAS. And, as we all know, “don’t mess with Texas.”

        1. Valkerie

          I agree with this thread of comments, and thanks Northeast for bringing it to the bottom line. We need to create MORE PATRIOTS rather than trying to convince crazy Demorats that they are not crazy. That is the right path to take, IMO. Stand tall. Stand strong. Stand against the neo-Marxists like Antifa, BLM, and Joe Biteme.

          1. Wendy Holmes

            🤣🤣🤣 LOL 🤣🤣🤣
            Keep up the great and entertaining comments. I love it.

  4. Bernie

    Nailed it. Great, really great to see you back with an new article on the crash of America’s FBI. No one else has the balls to say what you are saying.

    1. Georgie B.

      Hi Bernie, actually many conservative outlets have been saying this for years.

    2. Watson Bell

      Great comments but the bottom line is that the FBI is in decline and that is obvious to anyone with any kind of brain power. So that means that Democrats believe nothing of the like and they are in complete denial. In fact, they are actually the major reason, in their senior leadership, that the FBI is falling apart. Never ever trust the FBI. EVER.


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