9 Gender Studies Careers

By | December 19, 2023

[December 19, 2023]  Humor is an art form.  Nuff said.  One of the most incredible places to find humor is from the Babylon Bee, a satirical website that publishes on a wide range of topics, mostly poking fun at liberals.  One of their videos captured my eye and has over 1 million views.  Titled 9 Exciting Careers For A Gender Studies Major.  If you don’t at least smile, then you are a radical gender-studies feminist.

Gender studies is a growing field with many fulfilling career opportunities.  We find more and more genders every day, and we need professionals to sort through them all with their gender-sorting machines so they can be placed on the correct gender shelf.  That’s where you come in.

If you haven’t yet figured out that satire can be biting, highly insulting, and downright funny, I suggest you go back to college for an advanced degree in Gender-Queer Studies.

If you think gender studies is for you, here are nine exciting jobs you can get once you graduate. 

  1. The first job is burger flipper at McDonald’s, but a socially conscious one of course. You can spread the gospel of gendered identity to your co-workers. 
  2. The next exciting career is sign-spinner in front of Little Caesars, but a socially conscious one. Your manager might even let you listen to your favorite gender studies podcast while you do it.  Win-Win.
  3. The next career is supervisor at the local gender factory. You know, where they manufacture all the genders; good pay, good benefits, especially if you join the gender union is a growing field with many fulfilling career opportunities. 
  4. Portland is a paradise for gender studies experts. If you play your cards right, they might even let you become a professional stabber for Antifa.
  5. Here’s another great career opportunity; professional toxic co-worker. As an expert in gender studies, you can become a cancer in a large corporation, slowly wreaking havoc on all relationships and infrastructure from within. 
  6. Another great career, Alyssa Milano. Unfortunately, this one is currently filled.  Make sure to apply in another six months. 
  7. This one is great. Screenwriter for the next big Marvel or Disney movie.  No actual writing skills required, as long as long as you’re really good at gender stuff.
  8. Here’s a job where you get to serve your country: Army General and the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. Milley did it, so can you.  Onward gender soldiers!  [salute]
  9. Finally, Unitarian pastor. Unitarian pastors are pretty much gender-study professors with fancy colors, so this should be easy for you.    A-woman.  And non-specific gender.

Well, that’s it.  A comprehensive list of all the jobs of gender studies graduate is qualified for.  So what are you waiting for.  Take out a non-defaultable government loan for $200,000 and then vote for a guy that will force struggling single moms to pay it off.  Do you have a favorite gender?  Remember there are billions of them – man, woman, …… non-binary …… man … fairy soul, two-spirit tri-gendered, Elvish, Canadian, Uber-trans, bilingual, chicken tender queer, trans fat, cylon, bylon, man-girl, phantom, boy, and Spanish.

Don’t you just love this satirical website?   I do.


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Author: Douglas R. Satterfield

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20 thoughts on “9 Gender Studies Careers

  1. Eddie Gilliam

    It’s something that needs to be addressed. With all these new policies on gender. This was needed

    1. The Golly Woman from EHT

      Randy, yes indeed, and as Gen. S. has said before, that humor is an art form and not easy to do but connects somehow with us. We all love humor (except maybe radical left democrats) and enjoy laughing and enjoying ourselves (except Democrats like JoeBIden). Sir keep these articles coming our way.

    1. Eduardo Sanchez

      Jerome, you got that right. Don’t even try to get along with them because you’re very presence (of a strong, capable, independent man) will set them off and have them running to their safe rooms with coloring books. This reminds me of army basic training when they handed out stress cards. If a recruit was ‘stressed’ by the drill sergeants, they could pull the card and get an hour break. Yeah, that idea didn’t work very long. We encourage folks to be weak, stupid, and immoral. How’s that working out America?

      1. Nick Lighthouse

        Today’s army is WOKE. Just ask the disgraced Gen (retired) Mark Milley, the queer of the army.

        1. Good Dog

          Maybe he could get a job flipping burgers at MacDonald’s and spreading his woke, gender studies agenda.

        2. Yusaf from Texas

          If I was Milley, I would be embarrassed to show myself anywhere. Esp. in Texas.

  2. Gil Johnson

    My favorite because I was briefly a sign flipper. #2. The next exciting career is sign-spinner in front of Little Caesars, but a socially conscious one. Your manager might even let you listen to your favorite gender studies podcast while you do it. Win-Win.

    Gen. Satterfield, you sure know how to make my day better. Knowing that my competition is too lazy to even get out of bed before noon makes my job that much easier and my boss valuing me even more.

  3. ashley

    I see that me and many of my good friends are commenting today. Most of the same usual suspects who love this website and all that it does for us. I just wanted to say that I enjoy a daily jog into the minds of my fellow sane American patriots.

  4. Pink Cloud

    Laughed pretty hard. Now I’m a subscriber of the Babylon Bee. Thank you, Gen. Satterfield for selecting this particular article/video. Your ‘research’ is helpful.

  5. Dale Paul Fox

    …… just think that I missed the opportunity to get a job as a gender studies major. I chose civil engineering and there were zero women in my classes and very very few in my job when I got out. If I’d been a gender studies major, I could have had a great time with all the good looking women in “women’s studies” or “gender studies.” Oh, just sarcasm, another form of humor.

    1. Fred Weber

      Imagine that. Actually having a job (or career) that provides value. Heaven forbid. ✌


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