[June 28, 2025] ‘Alligator Alcatraz’ is what the Attorney General of Florida calls it. If you can’t laugh about this, then you really need to get a life. Recently, the Trump Administration and Florida announced a joint detention facility to house criminal illegal aliens.
“Florida Attorney General James Uthmeier said a largely abandoned airfield in the Everglades would be repurposed as a detention facility to house immigrants living in the U.S. illegally with criminal records. He dubbed it “Alligator Alcatraz,” saying any detainees seeking to escape would face alligators and pythons in the treacherous wetlands surrounding the site.” — CBS News, June 24, 2025
A few weeks ago, I had my own article about alligators and other nasty creatures in the bayous and rivers of southern Louisiana that will either make you suffer or just kill and eat you for lunch. As a kid, they scared me, but I was weirdly attracted to them. No one in their right mind would walk through areas full of gators.
This creative solution to the millions of illegal immigrants that Joe Biden allowed (illegally, of course) into America is self-deportation. Since there is no practical way to capture and deport them all, estimated between 10 and 20 million, they need to be encouraged to leave on their own.
Pressure to self-deport is already a strategic move that should be ratcheted up; thus, Alligator Alcatraz. Once illegals start to see a real possibility they might get sent there, some will want to avoid this detention facility and the possibility of being incarcerated. In that case, returning home is a better option.
The Trump Administration has already sent plane loads to Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, and created a media blitz around it. The mainstream media will attempt to downplay this news for the same reason. The Center for Immigration Studies (CIS) reported last week that a huge numerical decline in illegal immigrants is departing the country.
Usually, Conservatives are not creative. However, it looks like I might change my mind, and I will vote for Alligator Alcatraz.
“Our analysis of the raw data shows the total foreign-born population, both in and out of the labor force, declined 957,000 from January to May 2025.” — Steven A. Camarota, June 19, 2025, CIS
While this action is certainly progress, there needs to be a much larger number of illegals departing; millions are still hiding. President Trump is using all the levers of the Executive branch to push illegals out, and yet he was thwarted by Federal Judges who issued nationwide injunctions. Fortunately, we received word yesterday morning that the SCOTUS finally declared such interference to be unconstitutional.
Alligator Alcatraz is not yet ready, but it’s already having the desired effect. Illegals are self-deporting. Those who decide it’s worth the risk and do not voluntarily depart back to their home country might just have Alligator Alcatraz as part of their future.
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This is why I am a longtime writer in these comment sections. Gen. Satterfield has nailed what most of us are thinking and that is about how our community, state and nation do so much better whenever we follow the law. If a law is bad, then we work to change it. But, most of our laws simply have to do with making us follow along so we act as if we trust one another. Laws make sure we do. Otherwise we have chaos, inflation, crime, societal degeneration. That is why we see so many nations fall and keep falling since they do not have a system of laws and when they do have some, they ignore them. Yep, that is why America is Great.
The facility opens tomorrow.
I’m hearing that Alligator Alcatraz will be open to accept illegal aliens by this coming Tuesday. America is winning and the rule of law is returning.
……. and wait for it ….. people are protesting the trucks bringing in materials for Alligator Alcatraz.
https://x.com/ianonpatriot/status/1939026991069495482?s=61
When Florida says it doesn’t need walls, that’s because the security bites back. Oh, Gen. Satterfield wrote about himself nearly getting eaten by a gator when he was a kid. 🐊 Don’t mess with Florida’s Alligator Alcatraz.
Gov. DeSantis: “By Tuesday, will be able to have intake of criminal aliens. If a criminal alien were to escape, nowhere to go! Swamp and alligators for 50-60 miles.”
⚾️ HOME RUN ⚾️
“Our analysis of the raw data shows the total foreign-born population, both in and out of the labor force, declined 957,000 from January to May 2025.” — Steven A. Camarota, June 19, 2025, CIS
This is just too good to be true. Not only is this “creative “ and thus shows a bit of flair and intelligence, but it hits those who love illegal immigrants in the knards (a slang term from Gen. Satterfield, ha ha). This is great by all measures. It’s cheap and effective. And best of all, escapees will never be found. So, less expensive overall and the fact they contributed to their on demise makes me smile.
Right, Fred. There has been a lot of attention on this new detention facility of late, and for the reason you and Gen. Satterfield stated. The uniqueness and money-saving idea is exact what Americans voted for. Sure, there will be some ordinary, whacko, Commie, looney tune socialist soy boy who “loves” the “undocumented “ but, . . . . drum roll . . . . . WE WIN. We still won. I just can’t keep winning after Trump was elected.
A appropriate solution.
Great article, Gen. Satterfield. But mostly, I like the idea that we should not encourage people to violate our customs or laws. If they do, there must also be a fair penalty.
An amazing concept. 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
Yeah, and an idea that Progressive/“Democratic Socialists”/Democrat Party members don’t agree with and why they are so wildly unpopular and hated by the vast majority in America. As far as Mamdani, the Democrat Party NYC candidate who won the primary election, I see him as just another pro-Commie who hates America. Deport him.
Yeah, imagine that, following the law.
Long thread her but to add my two cents worth, anytime someone can come up with an innovative solution, then we should all give praise to that person.
Nothing like putting a little motivational fear into the hearts of those violating US law. Of course, the Democrat Party is opposed to people being forced to obey the very laws they created. Hypocrisy much? Maybe we could get this Ugandan who is running for mayor of New York City to have a few months in Alligator Alcatraz for his education on obeying US laws. Now that would be great to see and to watch Liberal/Progressive heads explode.
Scares me! Alligator 🐊 Alcatraz